My lovely Husband and the Little One were playing with two cheap plastic toys that shoot a disc across the floor. They were ready to race them and my Lovely Husband had just got to “Steady” in Ready Steady Go when the Little One shot off her disc across the hall.
“That’s cheating!” shouted my Lovely Husband.
“It’s not cheating. I just started first!”
Of course. That makes perfect sense.
Perhaps she’s not suited to a career in sports refereeing!